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Morden life is rubbish

Whilst trying to avoid the farce that was the Eurovision Song Contest on Saturday night, I ended up tuning into Virgin Radio Xtreme which is my latest radio station of favour after abandoning XFM in search of a station that doesn't repeat the same tracks every hour without fail.

Anyway, they played the song "Morden" by Good Shoes. I live and work not a million miles from Morden and have had the misfortune on several occasions to attend meetings there. My friends and I have nicknamed the place Mordor as it is also a "Land of Shadow" - in this case of the huge Civic Centre that dominates the skies.

The Knowhere Guide sums up the feelings of some locals quite well:
  • At least it isn't Croydon
  • The tube so you can get away from this hell hole
  • It's not Mitcham
  • Um, let me think....um....um
  • Get out of Morden while you can because its only going to get worse.
And finally:
Im from Morden, Abbotsbury Rd. One word...Shithole! Nice one bringing the terror of Morden to the internet community's attention.
Apart from the fantastic Morden Hall Park, I couldn't agree more.

Here's the music video for yourselves.


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